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Crystal Pump

Crystal Dreams Sleep support

Crystal Dreams Sleep support

Regular price $21.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $21.00 USD
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Eat. Train. Sleep.

One of those is constantly neglected.

Whether you’re trying to gain muscle, lose weight, or avoid having a Falling Down (1993) moment sleep is essential.

With Crystal Dreams you get the benefits of your classic ZMA with the potent effects of L-Theanine and natural sleep aids (aka witchcraft) without getting extorted by your local supplement bodega.

Shipping & Returns

All orders over 1 pound are sent USPS Priority (1-3 day) or UPS Ground, depending on which is faster.

Single shirts or other light items are sent USPS ground advantage (2-6 day)


When buying, use your standard size.

Older shirt tags are only in terms of medium:



Xtra Medium





These are the same as regular sizing, only with the play on words. An Xtra Medium is exactly the same as a large.

To prevent confusion it shows as standard small-4XL sizing on this page.

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Only the best

I strive to provide pre workout that you always look forward to taking, and providing high quality merch that you actually look forward to wearing.

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