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Crystal Pump - Premium Pre Workout
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The past
1932: York Barbell Company pioneers the mass production of barbells and brings physical culture into the mainstream.Â
1954: The USSR's Weightlifting team dominates the Olympics after incorporating anabolic steroids into their training regimen.
2015: Young women discover they can earn a living posting videos of themselves performing glute bridges and hip thrusts on social media.
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The present
None of these can can compare to the landmark event we are about to witness.Â
2022: The birth of Crystal Pump, an elixir so potent it simply cannot just be labeled a "preworkout". Formulated from the highest quality ingredients and designed to maximize performance in every aspect. Skin splitting pumps, infinite energy, laser-like focus, increased male vitality; all contained within a single scoop.
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The solution
Gone are the days of washing down Guatemalan mail-order ADHD medication and gas station d*ck pills with an energy drink just to drag yourself to the gym to go through the motions during an uninspired workout. 1 serving of Crystal Pump will give you the mental clarity of a chess grandmaster, the vascularity and muscular fullness of an IFBB pro, the sexual vitality of the average man before they fluoridated public water supplies and the boundless energy of a mall kiosk worker harassing women with lotion samples. Crystal Pump, the pinnacle* of fitness supplementation.
 *besides actual steroids

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Crystal Pump - Premium Pre Workout
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Upsetting the industry
Crystal Pump is the result of a decade of disappointment from the supplement industry. Companies decided that they would rather cater to your average gym bro than serious lifters.
Underdosed and ineffective pre-workouts have become the norm. The ritual of driving to the gym and with a shaker of potent product in hand while your hype music blared was a fading memory.
Crystal Pump isn’t just a return to tradition, it is the future of pre-workout. Designed maximize focus, improve performance, and let you get the skin splitting pumps without crashing before the end of your workout.